I don't need sleep, fuck sleep. No I probably need sleep. I prefer my coffee with three sugars at 12am and enjoy long walks to the fridge.

nursedreamsight:

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

FANTASTIC.

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espeonchan:

candymandie:

espeonchan:

who the fuck names their kid pepper

someone who wants to add spice to their life

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collagens:

when the teacher you hate makes a joke

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territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

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b00nat:

beccadex:

fawken:

could u imagine

spending 200$+

opening box

then

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i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green

yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds

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germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

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hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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uhmeliamay:

kneecapfondler:

uhmeliamay:

cause you’re hot and you’re cold

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is that arctic monkeys cover art

now it is

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